Abe Lemons Quotes

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor... view

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I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players... view

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I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick... view

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It was a hole in one contest and I had a three... view

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One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good... view

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The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off... view

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There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket... view

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You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'.. view

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Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody... view

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