Alan King Quotes

Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?.. view

By: Alan King

You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet... view

By: Alan King

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers... view

By: Alan King

If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books... view

By: Alan King