Charlie Sheen Quotes

I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there... view

By: Charlie Sheen

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last... view

By: Charlie Sheen

I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my knowledge of what I went through accessible... view

By: Charlie Sheen

I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don't think people are ready for the message that I'm delivering, and delivering with a sense of violent love... view

By: Charlie Sheen

I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point... view

By: Charlie Sheen

I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't earned most of what I achieved because it came so fast... view

By: Charlie Sheen

I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero... view

By: Charlie Sheen

I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age... view

By: Charlie Sheen

I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers... view

By: Charlie Sheen

I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns... view

By: Charlie Sheen

I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs... view

By: Charlie Sheen

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it... view

By: Charlie Sheen

I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground... view

By: Charlie Sheen

I'm tired of ignoring that I march to a different beat... view

By: Charlie Sheen

I've got mad energy for days. That's what people can't get their minds around. They say, 'Oh, he's going to crash.' They try to apply all these common terms to a guy who is not common. I don't fit into their little box... view

By: Charlie Sheen

I try to be known more for my work than for anything else... view

By: Charlie Sheen

From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls... view

By: Charlie Sheen

I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I've got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future... view

By: Charlie Sheen

I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique... view

By: Charlie Sheen

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies... view

By: Charlie Sheen

I have one speed, I have one gear: go!.. view

By: Charlie Sheen

I have a different constitution. I have a different brain.. view

By: Charlie Sheen

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big... view

By: Charlie Sheen

As kids we're not taught how to deal with success.. view

By: Charlie Sheen

Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane... view

By: Charlie Sheen

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh... view

By: Charlie Sheen

For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view... view

By: Charlie Sheen

Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to handle it. But there's no manual, no training course... view

By: Charlie Sheen

Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?.. view

By: Charlie Sheen

Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever... view

By: Charlie Sheen

Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn't make you want to jump into that business... view

By: Charlie Sheen

But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know... view

By: Charlie Sheen

I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?.. view

By: Charlie Sheen

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen... view

By: Charlie Sheen

You can't process me with a normal brain... view

By: Charlie Sheen

I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists... view

By: Charlie Sheen

I've spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold... view

By: Charlie Sheen

There was a reason my first substantial role after rehab was to play a maniac whose personal story ended badly. I knew what it was like to go those dark places. I played a guy who died as a result of his abuse... view

By: Charlie Sheen

Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn... view

By: Charlie Sheen

Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting... view

By: Charlie Sheen

We're going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I'm going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it's worth a fortune. I'll make this a work of magic warlock art... view

By: Charlie Sheen

What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job.. view

By: Charlie Sheen