Christmas Quotes (156)

Quotes and citations about christmas


The worst gift that I ever gave a girl was a suitcase for Christmas. As in, 'I can't think of anything to give you, but here's a new suitcase.' Afterward, I was like, 'What were you thinking, idiot?'

By : Jensen Ackles

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Christmas is over and Business is Business.

By : Franklin P. Adams

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We always had lutefisk for Christmas dinner, after which Dad read from the Norwegian Bible.

By : Peter Agre

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I love Christmas. I really do love Christmas. I love being with my family and I love snow. I love the music and the lights and all of it.

By : Christina Applegate

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My mother, she had a very good attitude toward money. I'm very grateful for the fact that we had to learn to save. I used to get like 50 pence a week, and I'd save it for like five months. And then I'd spend it on Christmas presents. I'd save up like eight pounds. It's nothing, but we did that.

By : Gemma Arterton

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In the United States Christmas has become the rape of an idea.

By : Richard Bach

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It will be a hard game if you think about winning a championship. We need to think about our own game at the moment and focus on getting good results especially over the Christmas period.

By : Dennis Bergkamp

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I intend to keep writing Christmas songs. There's still a lot more about Christmas that can be captured and feel like old-time Christmas. A lot of the traditions haven't been explained in song.

By : Clint Black

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I made a Christmas album a couple of years ago and just put it out on my Web site. It kind of smacked of this flavor. All of the reviews said it was Western swing even when it was Christmas standards.

By : Suzy Bogguss

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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

By : Erma Bombeck

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I've been in elementary education for years and my belief is that Christmas pageants in schools are little more than conditioning kids for the Christian religion.

By : Jack Bowman

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I didn't know the full dimensions of forever, but I knew it was longer than waiting for Christmas to come.

By : Richard Brautigan

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I don't know of too many double Christmas albums, so it is something that's new, and hopefully will be fun, and there's plenty of stuff out there to cut.

By : Garth Brooks

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The earth has grown old with its burden of care, but at Christmas it always is young, the heart of the jewel burns lustrous and fair, and its soul full of music breaks the air, when the song of angels is sung.

By : Phillips Brooks

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With the song 'This Christmas' I wanted to do something that was kind of different. I mean, Donny Hathaway is an amazing artist. So I wanted to bring my flavor to the song so when people over the age of 45 or 50 hear it they'll be like 'OK, he did his thing with that record.' It's like I can appeal to everybody and not just a younger demographic.

By : Chris Brown

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When I was 12, all I wanted for Christmas was a trampoline or a four-wheeler. I ended up getting both presents for Christmas.

By : Chris Brown

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We didn't have a whole lot of money when I was growing up either. I would always ask for magic books or magic tricks for my birthday or for Christmas and the rest of the year I either had to mow lawns or find part time jobs to help supplement the cost of doing magic.

By : Lance Burton

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I get a little behind during Lent, but it comes out even at Christmas.

By : Frank Butler

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But Tammy Faye calls me, and Ron Jeremy calls me, Erik Estrada sends me a Christmas card every year.

By : Trishelle Cannatella

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Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.

By : Jimmy Cannon

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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

By : Johnny Carson

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Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind.

By : Mary Ellen Chase

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When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

By : Gilbert K. Chesterton

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Moving between the legs of tables and of chairs, rising or falling, grasping at kisses and toys, advancing boldly, sudden to take alarm, retreating to the corner of arm and knee, eager to be reassured, taking pleasure in the fragrant brilliance of the Christmas tree.

By : Frank Howard Clark

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The denominational world tries to pressure its members to focus on the birth of Christ, but in doing so layers of guilt are imposed, and competition gets complicated as one Christmas program tries to outdo the other.

By : John Clayton

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Christmas is the antithesis of Thanksgiving. Christmas is pretty much a man-made holiday.

By : John Clayton

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I can't tell you how scary it can be walking onto a movie and suddenly joining this family, it's like going to somebody else's Christmas dinner, everyone knows everyone, and you're there and you're not quite sure what you're supposed to be doing.

By : John Cleese

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I wanted an electric train for Christmas but I got the saxophone instead.

By : Clarence Clemons

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There are no strangers on Christmas Eve.

By : Adele Comandini

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Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

By : Calvin Coolidge

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Bloody Christmas, here again, let us raise a loving cup, peace on earth, goodwill to men, and make them do the washing up.

By : Wendy Cope

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Christmas makes everything twice as sad.

By : Doug Coupland

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Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: there's the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still to come in.

By : Marcelene Cox

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Our whole family assembles in Chicago at Christmas and usually in Aspen in the summer.

By : James Cronin

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Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it 'white'.

By : Bing Crosby

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According to an ancient Sardinian legend, the bodies of those who are born on Christmas Eve will never dissolve into dust but are preserved until the end of time.

By : Grazia Deledda

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Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!

By : Charles Dickens

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I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.

By : Charles Dickens

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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

By : Phyllis Diller

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Christmas is taken very seriously in this household. I believe in Father Christmas, and there's no way I'd do anything to undermine that belief.

By : Carol Ann Duffy

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