Doug Larson Quotes

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment... view

By: Doug Larson

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible... view

By: Doug Larson

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away... view

By: Doug Larson

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush... view

By: Doug Larson

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball... view

By: Doug Larson

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it... view

By: Doug Larson

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others... view

By: Doug Larson

The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice... view

By: Doug Larson

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware... view

By: Doug Larson

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate... view

By: Doug Larson

Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe... view

By: Doug Larson

There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own... view

By: Doug Larson

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none... view

By: Doug Larson

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it... view

By: Doug Larson

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk... view

By: Doug Larson

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools... view

By: Doug Larson

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties... view

By: Doug Larson

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience... view

By: Doug Larson

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself... view

By: Doug Larson

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days... view

By: Doug Larson

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows... view

By: Doug Larson

Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours... view

By: Doug Larson

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own... view

By: Doug Larson

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon... view

By: Doug Larson

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!.. view

By: Doug Larson

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse... view

By: Doug Larson

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work... view

By: Doug Larson

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks... view

By: Doug Larson

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers... view

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If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles... view

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If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend... view

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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog... view

By: Doug Larson