Erma Bombeck Quotes on age

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

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Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.

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I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it.

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I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

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Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

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Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?

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All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

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For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy.

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