Funny Quotes (590)

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It's funny because a lot of people that know me as a dancer, don't know that I'm a singer, and a lot of people that know I can sing don't know I can dance. And so, I feel like at some point I have to show them both and really be able to display it and showcase it, and put that out there.

By : Naima Adedapo

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If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?

By : Casey Affleck

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I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.

By : Jason Alexander

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The thing about For Better or Worse is the only thing that made me an okay director for that is that I have a sense of humor, and it was supposed to be funny.

By : Jason Alexander

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Forgiveness is a funny thing, it warms the hearts and cools the sting.

By : Peter Allen

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But it's funny that now I'm in such a happy situation, I look more objectively at my own past and see what others have seen for a long time and I'm just so glad I've been able to get to this point.

By : Rick Allen

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Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is a form of service journalism. To be successful, I think it has to be a combination of a good story, it has to be funny, and it also needs to be packed with useful information.

By : Ted Allen

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I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

By : Woody Allen

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I realized my family was funny, because nobody ever wanted to leave our house.

By : Anthony Anderson

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I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.

By : Anthony Anderson

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It's sort of an action flick. You can't be that funny trying to steal diamonds.

By : Anthony Anderson

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It's so funny that people specify that year because in a way it was the biggest battle for me health wise.

By : Brady Anderson

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It's so funny, because right now I'm very tired and my brains a little dead, I tend to get very focused and serious. So, I'm probably coming off a lot more like Scully right now.

By : Gillian Anderson

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You have to be funny about it and honest about it. You can't leave yourself out of that mix. You have to be honest enough to say, I'm that messed-up one in the family.

By : Louie Anderson

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Her friends say she is very funny. At a family dinner, she stood to go, and the footman very properly pulled her chair away. At that moment I asked her a question and she sat down again, except there was no chair. Everyone, including the Queen, laughed and laughed.

By : Prince Andrew

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I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am.

By : Jennifer Aniston

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That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny.

By : Jennifer Aniston

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Most shows, you really have to force it. And everybody's nervous, and the network is nervous, and they've all got their notepads out, and they're all going to give notes on what they think is funny, and everybody's trying to spin their jokes, and this was so - the script was so good that we didn't have to really do anything, and it made it so easy for us to do well.

By : Will Arnett

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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'

By : Isaac Asimov

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I like smart, funny, self-deprecating men.

By : Jules Asner

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No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12.

By : Rowan Atkinson

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Let's make some funny pictures.

By : Tex Avery

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I would do it today because the thing that appealed to me was not necessarily the mechanics of the robot, but it was his personality and how funny and charming he was.

By : John Badham

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I'm obsessive about the kind of melodrama of getting through the days and trying to make them good and funny and a happy experience. But my feeling towards the fans is that they delivered me from darkness.

By : Tom Baker

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The one thing that disturbs me about Alec is that people don't realize that he's really funny.

By : Daniel Baldwin

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Don't get me wrong, there are sometimes if I go and see a really funny comedy, that I wished I had smoked a joint. I'll be honest with you. That's the truth.

By : Stephen Baldwin

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I'm not funny. What I am is brave.

By : Lucille Ball

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You go through at least the first two years of Star Trek and you find some amazing stuff. Everything that was going on Gene put into the series. He just put strange costumes on the actors and painted them funny colours and left the same situation in.

By : Majel Barrett

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You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre.

By : Majel Barrett

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I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking.

By : Lynda Barry

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I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up.

By : Lynda Barry

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I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things.

By : Todd Barry

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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

By : Jean Baudrillard

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I allow a lot of room for improvisation and funny stuff. I always feel planned.

By : Michael Bay

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What's David's role? David looks good, that's what David does. David looks good, and I'm the funny one, that's what I hear constantly. But I keep telling him that looks fade.

By : Victoria Beckham

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A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada.

By : Samantha Bee

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I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information.

By : Samantha Bee

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I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isn't that funny? The tables have turned.

By : Kristen Bell

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When I first started I was always known as The Girl on the Sitcom with the Funny Voice.

By : Julie Benz

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It's funny, I get really nervous when I audition for voiceovers.

By : Julie Benz

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