George Ade Quotes

The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking... view

By: George Ade

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable... view

By: George Ade

To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations... view

By: George Ade

She was short on intellect, but long on shape... view

By: George Ade

Only the more rugged mortals should attempt to keep up with current literature... view

By: George Ade

One man's poison Ivy is another man's spinach... view

By: George Ade

Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense... view

By: George Ade

In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic.. view

By: George Ade

For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver... view

By: George Ade

Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our most prominent and influential people... view

By: George Ade

Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant... view

By: George Ade

Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry... view

By: George Ade

After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity... view

By: George Ade

A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words... view

By: George Ade

A good folly is worth what you pay for it... view

By: George Ade

A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative... view

By: George Ade

It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after... view

By: George Ade