Jerome K. Jerome Quotes

It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar... view

By: Jerome K. Jerome

A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other... view

By: Jerome K. Jerome

But there, everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses... view

By: Jerome K. Jerome

Conceit is the finest armour a man can wear... view

By: Jerome K. Jerome

I attribute the quarrelsome nature of the Middle Ages young men entirely to the want of the soothing weed... view

By: Jerome K. Jerome

I can see the humorous side of things and enjoy the fun when it comes.. view

By: Jerome K. Jerome

I like work.. view

By: Jerome K. Jerome

Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen... view

By: Jerome K. Jerome

If you are foolish enough to be contented, don't show it, but grumble with the rest... view

By: Jerome K. Jerome

We are so bound together that no man can labor for himself alone. Each blow he strikes in his own behalf helps to mold the universe... view

By: Jerome K. Jerome

It is always good policy to tell the truth unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar... view

By: Jerome K. Jerome

It is easy enough to say that poverty is no crime. No.. view

By: Jerome K. Jerome

It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do... view

By: Jerome K. Jerome

It is in our faults and failings, not in our virtues, that we touch each other, and find sympathy. It is in our follies that we are one... view

By: Jerome K. Jerome

It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves. We love them at once for being so... view

By: Jerome K. Jerome

Love is like the measles.. view

By: Jerome K. Jerome

Nothing is more beautiful than the love that has weathered the storms of life. The love of the young for the young, that is the beginning of life. But the love of the old for the old, that is the beginning of things longer... view

By: Jerome K. Jerome

One we discover how to appreciate the timeless values in our daily experiences, we can enjoy the best things in life... view

By: Jerome K. Jerome

People who have tried it, tell me that a clear conscience makes you very happy and contented.. view

By: Jerome K. Jerome

The weather is like the government, always in the wrong... view

By: Jerome K. Jerome

There is no fun in doing nothing when you have nothing to do... view

By: Jerome K. Jerome

It is a most extraordinary thing, but I never read a patent medicine advertisement without being impelled to the conclusion that I am suffering from the particular disease therein dealt with in its most virulent form... view

By: Jerome K. Jerome

We drink one another's health and spoil our own... view

By: Jerome K. Jerome

What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise... view

By: Jerome K. Jerome

Time is but the shadow of the world upon the background of Eternity... view

By: Jerome K. Jerome