Kin Hubbard Quotes

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?.. view

By: Kin Hubbard

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you... view

By: Kin Hubbard

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store... view

By: Kin Hubbard

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more... view

By: Kin Hubbard

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them... view

By: Kin Hubbard

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket... view

By: Kin Hubbard

The world gels better every day - then worse again in the evening... view

By: Kin Hubbard

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing... view

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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them... view

By: Kin Hubbard

As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith... view

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There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose... view

By: Kin Hubbard

There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick... view

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Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family... view

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We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate... view

By: Kin Hubbard

When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing," it's the money... view

By: Kin Hubbard

Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper... view

By: Kin Hubbard

Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count... view

By: Kin Hubbard

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men... view

By: Kin Hubbard

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune... view

By: Kin Hubbard

Don't knock the weather.. view

By: Kin Hubbard

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny... view

By: Kin Hubbard

Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable... view

By: Kin Hubbard

Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on... view

By: Kin Hubbard

I'll say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that's more than I can say for prosperity... view

By: Kin Hubbard

No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech... view

By: Kin Hubbard

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you... view

By: Kin Hubbard

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness.. view

By: Kin Hubbard

It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about... view

By: Kin Hubbard

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest... view

By: Kin Hubbard

If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public... view

By: Kin Hubbard

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it... view

By: Kin Hubbard

If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us... view

By: Kin Hubbard

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness.. view

By: Kin Hubbard

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans... view

By: Kin Hubbard

Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people... view

By: Kin Hubbard

Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely... view

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Fun is like life insurance.. view

By: Kin Hubbard

Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught... view

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An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed... view

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Men are not punished for their for sins, but by them... view

By: Kin Hubbard

If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation... view

By: Kin Hubbard

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest... view

By: Kin Hubbard