Mae West Quotes

Quotes : 80

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Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

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Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come on up.

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Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.

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Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

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A man in the house is worth two in the street.

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He who hesitates is a damned fool.

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Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

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An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

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All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

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A man's kiss is his signature.

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A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

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A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

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A hard man is good to find.

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A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

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Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

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A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.

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It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.

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The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

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The score never interested me, only the game.

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Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

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To err is human, but it feels divine.

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Too much of a good thing can be taxing.

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Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

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Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

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When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

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Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

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Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.

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When women go wrong, men go right after them.

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Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

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Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

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Look your best - who said love is blind?

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Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is.

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Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.

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One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.

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Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

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Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

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It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.

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Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

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It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

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