Mark Twain Quotes on god
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board... view
By: Mark Twain
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet... view
By: Mark Twain
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them... view
By: Mark Twain
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards... view
By: Mark Twain
Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired... view
By: Mark Twain
Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired... view
By: Mark Twain
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