Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

By : Mark Twain

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A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.

By : Mark Twain

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

By : Mark Twain

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I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me

By : Mark Twain

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I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.

By : Mark Twain

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There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.

By : Mark Twain

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Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

By : Mark Twain

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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

By : Mark Twain

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Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"

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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.

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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.

By : Mark Twain

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