Oscar Levant Quotes

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line... view

By: Oscar Levant

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision... view

By: Oscar Levant

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision... view

By: Oscar Levant

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I... view

By: Oscar Levant

Schizophrenia beats dining alone... view

By: Oscar Levant

So little time and so little to do... view

By: Oscar Levant

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath... view

By: Oscar Levant

I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself... view

By: Oscar Levant

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side... view

By: Oscar Levant

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the ones that keep me walking the floors at night... view

By: Oscar Levant

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character... view

By: Oscar Levant

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too... view

By: Oscar Levant

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy... view

By: Oscar Levant

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility.. view

By: Oscar Levant

I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin... view

By: Oscar Levant

I am no more humble than my talents require... view

By: Oscar Levant

I have given up reading books.. view

By: Oscar Levant

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on... view

By: Oscar Levant

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good... view

By: Oscar Levant

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin... view

By: Oscar Levant

Happiness isn't something you experience.. view

By: Oscar Levant

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel... view

By: Oscar Levant

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it... view

By: Oscar Levant

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does... view

By: Oscar Levant

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome... view

By: Oscar Levant