As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

By : Roseanne Barr 0 Likes          


I never saved my money. Whenever I worked in the past, I would spend it on my family or my husbands.

By : Linda Evans

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Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.

By : Marilyn Monroe

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I think God made a woman to be strong and not to be trampled under the feet of men. I've always felt this way because my mother was a very strong woman, without a husband.

By : Little Richard

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I would even go to Washington, which is saying something for me, just to glimpse Jane Q. Public, being sworn in as the first female president of the United States, while her husband holds the Bible and wears a silly pill box hat and matching coat.

By : Anna Quindlen

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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

By : Agatha Christie

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My husband says I can do anything I put my mind to, but the truth i, the only thing I want to do is act.

By : Kathleen Turner

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It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married.

By : Regina King

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Sometimes I think my husband is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether I'm good enough. But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be.

By : Angelina Jolie

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Our family has gone through a very difficult time. My husband and I have taken the brunt of it. I've never known what it truly felt like to be so sad and desperate inside.

By : Tracey Gold

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If you were out of a job and your kid needed diapers and your husband just left you, you would be so confused.

By : Barbara Steele

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My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, 'What if she's ugly? You're ugly.'

By : Beverly Johnson

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Husbands and wives generally understand when opposition will be vain.

By : Jane Austen

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