A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.

Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense... view

By: George Ade

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If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable... view

By: George Ade

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Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry... view

By: George Ade

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She was short on intellect, but long on shape... view

By: George Ade

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The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking... view

By: George Ade

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For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver... view

By: George Ade

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A good folly is worth what you pay for it... view

By: George Ade

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It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after... view

By: George Ade

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To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations... view

By: George Ade

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In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic.. view

By: George Ade

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Only the more rugged mortals should attempt to keep up with current literature... view

By: George Ade

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