Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

By : Burt Reynolds 0 Likes          


I'd been to Memphis before, but we stayed out of Memphis early on in the late 70s for obvious reasons. People were very sensitive about Elvis Presley, and my stage name obviously would be provocative to some people in that area at that time.

By : Elvis Costello

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Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

By : Helen Rowland

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The agency was desperate to get started with the commercials in 1976, but I was working on Star Wars.

By : David Prowse

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Nobody would take checks from Indians, nobody would give them any credit, and nobody would let them drink in the bars. There was a rudeness, a brusqueness, with which the Indians were treated constantly. At a very young age, that had entered my consciousness.

By : James Welch

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Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.

By : Joseph Joubert

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Jews are the intensive form of any nationality whose language and customs they adopt.

By : Emma Lazarus

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We are no more free agents than the queen of clubs when she victoriously takes prisoner the knave of hearts.

By : Mary Wortley Montagu

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Our scientific age demands that we provide definitions, measurements, and statistics in order to be taken seriously. Yet most of the important things in life cannot be precisely defined or measured. Can we define or measure love, beauty, friendship, or decency, for example?

By : Dennis Prager

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Being a teenager, I would think they were real strict, and I would get upset, but I'm glad they were like that. They didn't let us do whatever we wanted. We weren't allowed to date until we were, like, juniors in high school.

By : Denise Richards

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Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

By : Dennis Miller

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The message here is you cannot, under any circumstances, throw an object at an official. You just cannot do it.

By : Stu Jackson

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To this day, I don't like people walking on stage not looking good. You have to look good. If you feel special about yourself then you're going to play special.

By : Benny Goodman

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