If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news.

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days... view

By: Jon Stewart

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If the evens of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American - our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that... view

By: Jon Stewart

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I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character... view

By: Jon Stewart

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There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people. There are people that argue on the web for hours about who their favorite character on "Friends" is... view

By: Jon Stewart

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Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain... view

By: Jon Stewart

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We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea... view

By: Jon Stewart

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I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food... view

By: Jon Stewart

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President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much of it came from the hundreds of thousands of voters who supported him by voting for Nader... view

By: Jon Stewart

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More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch with prejudices they didn't even know they had... view

By: Jon Stewart

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The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1... view

By: Jon Stewart

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I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land... view

By: Jon Stewart

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There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!.. view

By: Jon Stewart

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