Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written.

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board... view

By: Mark Twain

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Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired... view

By: Mark Twain

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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained... view

By: Mark Twain

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The human race is a race of cowards.. view

By: Mark Twain

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It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense... view

By: Mark Twain

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Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live... view

By: Mark Twain

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It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so... view

By: Mark Twain

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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example... view

By: Mark Twain

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Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it... view

By: Mark Twain

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There are lies, damned lies and statistics... view

By: Mark Twain

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The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year... view

By: Mark Twain

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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know... view

By: Mark Twain

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