Buy land, they're not making it anymore.
I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one.
Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
The human race is a race of cowards
Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we."
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
I can live for two months on a good compliment.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.