When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it... view

By: Mark Twain

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George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie... view

By: Mark Twain

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The lack of money is the root of all evil... view

By: Mark Twain

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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect... view

By: Mark Twain

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Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest... view

By: Mark Twain

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If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat... view

By: Mark Twain

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A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read... view

By: Mark Twain

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Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired... view

By: Mark Twain

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All right, then, I'll go to hell... view

By: Mark Twain

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To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence... view

By: Mark Twain

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I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time... view

By: Mark Twain

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint... view

By: Mark Twain

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