When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
By: Mark Twain
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it... viewBy: Mark Twain
George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie... viewBy: Mark Twain
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