But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

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I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.

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Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.

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There are lies, damned lies and statistics.

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The Public is merely a multiplied "me."

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We Americans... bear the ark of liberties of the world.

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The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

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It is easier to stay out than get out.

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What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

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Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul.

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The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much

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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

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Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we."

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