I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.
There are lies, damned lies and statistics.
The Public is merely a multiplied "me."
We Americans... bear the ark of liberties of the world.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
It is easier to stay out than get out.
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul.
The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.
Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we."