Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.

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What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce.

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Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.

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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

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Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

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Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it.

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Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.

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Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.

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To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal.

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If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.

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I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.

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I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one.

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