Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.

By : Mark Twain

What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.

By : Mark Twain

I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me

By : Mark Twain

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

By : Mark Twain

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.

By : Mark Twain

The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.

By : Mark Twain

Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.

By : Mark Twain

Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.

By : Mark Twain

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much

By : Mark Twain

We are all alike, on the inside.

By : Mark Twain

Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.

By : Mark Twain

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.

By : Mark Twain