Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.

By : Mark Twain

Words are only painted fire

By : Mark Twain

Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense.

By : Mark Twain

Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.

By : Mark Twain

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

By : Mark Twain

The Public is merely a multiplied "me."

By : Mark Twain

When angry, count to four

By : Mark Twain

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.

By : Mark Twain

Prosperity is the best protector of principle.

By : Mark Twain

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.

By : Mark Twain

The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.

By : Mark Twain

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

By : Mark Twain