Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul.

What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.

By : Mark Twain

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

By : Mark Twain

Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

By : Mark Twain

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

By : Mark Twain

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

By : Mark Twain

There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.

By : Mark Twain

Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

By : Mark Twain

The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become.

By : Mark Twain

I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me

By : Mark Twain

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress

By : Mark Twain

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

By : Mark Twain

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

By : Mark Twain