George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie.

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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

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I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.

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Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others.

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Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

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What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce.

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Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress

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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.

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The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

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