George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie.

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it... view

By: Mark Twain

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If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later... view

By: Mark Twain

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Words are only painted fire.. view

By: Mark Twain

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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt... view

By: Mark Twain

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The human race is a race of cowards.. view

By: Mark Twain

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A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation... view

By: Mark Twain

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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often... view

By: Mark Twain

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Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very".. view

By: Mark Twain

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog... view

By: Mark Twain

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One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives... view

By: Mark Twain

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It is better to take what does not belong to you than to let it lie around neglected... view

By: Mark Twain

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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it... view

By: Mark Twain

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