Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.

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Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

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It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.

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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.

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When people do not respect us we are sharply offended

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I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.

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It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

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Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.

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Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.

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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

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The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.

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