Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

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Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.

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Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.

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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.

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Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.

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What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

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Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.

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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

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Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.

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There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.

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I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.

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Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

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