Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.

All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.

By : Mark Twain

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

By : Mark Twain

There are lies, damned lies and statistics.

By : Mark Twain

All right, then, I'll go to hell.

By : Mark Twain

The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become.

By : Mark Twain

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

By : Mark Twain

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

By : Mark Twain

There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.

By : Mark Twain

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

By : Mark Twain

It is easier to stay out than get out.

By : Mark Twain

Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

By : Mark Twain

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.

By : Mark Twain