Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

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Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.

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Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.

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It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.

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When people do not respect us we are sharply offended

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My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

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It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.

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Words are only painted fire

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Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.

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It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

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Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

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I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.

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