Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

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Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense.

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It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.

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Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.

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Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.

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Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"

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I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one.

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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.

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Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.

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The lack of money is the root of all evil.

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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.

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Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.

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The Public is merely a multiplied "me."

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