Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.

Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with... view

By: Mark Twain

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I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping... view

By: Mark Twain

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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself... view

By: Mark Twain

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Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress.. view

By: Mark Twain

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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned... view

By: Mark Twain

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The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them... view

By: Mark Twain

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The lack of money is the root of all evil... view

By: Mark Twain

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company... view

By: Mark Twain

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My books are like water.. view

By: Mark Twain

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He is now rising from affluence to poverty... view

By: Mark Twain

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The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop... view

By: Mark Twain

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Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen... view

By: Mark Twain

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