Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

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Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

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A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

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Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

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When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

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As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake.

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Buy land, they're not making it anymore.

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Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense.

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Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.

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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

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Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold.

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Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

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