Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

By : Mark Twain

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

By : Mark Twain

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

By : Mark Twain

When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.

By : Mark Twain

Such is the human race, often it seems a pity that Noah... didn't miss the boat.

By : Mark Twain

It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress.

By : Mark Twain

Let us not be too particular

By : Mark Twain

The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession.

By : Mark Twain

Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

By : Mark Twain

Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.

By : Mark Twain

I can live for two months on a good compliment.

By : Mark Twain

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

By : Mark Twain