Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.

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Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.

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Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.

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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.

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One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

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Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.

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Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.

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Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.

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Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.

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What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.

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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

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It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.

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Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it.

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