It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
My books are like water
It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me
Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
It is easier to stay out than get out.
We are all alike, on the inside.