By : Mark Twain 0 Likes
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
By : Mark Twain
Ideally a book would have no order to it, and the reader would have to discover his own.
By : Mark Twain
Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we."
By : Mark Twain
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
By : Mark Twain
What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.
By : Mark Twain
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.
By : Mark Twain