If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

By : Mark Twain

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

By : Mark Twain

The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all.

By : Mark Twain

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

By : Mark Twain

Ideally a book would have no order to it, and the reader would have to discover his own.

By : Mark Twain

Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we."

By : Mark Twain

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

By : Mark Twain

I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me

By : Mark Twain

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

By : Mark Twain

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.

By : Mark Twain

There are lies, damned lies and statistics.

By : Mark Twain

Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.

By : Mark Twain