If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

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The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all.

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You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

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Ideally a book would have no order to it, and the reader would have to discover his own.

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Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we."

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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

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I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me

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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

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What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.

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There are lies, damned lies and statistics.

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Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.

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