I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one.

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

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It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.

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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

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The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it.

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I never let schooling interfere with my education.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

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The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all.

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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

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It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress.

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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

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A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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