By : Mark Twain 0 Likes
It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
By : Mark Twain
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
By : Mark Twain
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
By : Mark Twain
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress.
By : Mark Twain
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
By : Mark Twain