A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.

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Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

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It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.

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I can live for two months on a good compliment.

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It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

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It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.

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What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

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If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.

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It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

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When red-haired people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.

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It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.

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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

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