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It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.
By : Mark Twain
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
By : Mark Twain
It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.
By : Mark Twain
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
By : Mark Twain
If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.
By : Mark Twain
It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.
By : Mark Twain
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
By : Mark Twain