A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

By : Mark Twain

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.

By : Mark Twain

I can live for two months on a good compliment.

By : Mark Twain

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

By : Mark Twain

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.

By : Mark Twain

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

By : Mark Twain

If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.

By : Mark Twain

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

By : Mark Twain

When red-haired people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.

By : Mark Twain

It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.

By : Mark Twain

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

By : Mark Twain

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

By : Mark Twain