All right, then, I'll go to hell.

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Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.

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It is easier to stay out than get out.

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Thunder is good, thunder is impressive

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The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.

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A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

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Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

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There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.

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Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.

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Better a broken promise than none at all.

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A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.

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