I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.

It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare... view

By: Mark Twain

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Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms... view

By: Mark Twain

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Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it... view

By: Mark Twain

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No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon... view

By: Mark Twain

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I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way... view

By: Mark Twain

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There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce... view

By: Mark Twain

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Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved... view

By: Mark Twain

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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident... view

By: Mark Twain

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Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation... view

By: Mark Twain

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Buy land, they're not making it anymore... view

By: Mark Twain

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The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop... view

By: Mark Twain

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A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar... view

By: Mark Twain

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