I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.

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Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"

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When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

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When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.

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Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.

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When people do not respect us we are sharply offended

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Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.

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There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities

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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

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