What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.

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The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it.

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Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

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There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress.

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A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

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If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

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Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.

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Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.

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A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.

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I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.

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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.

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