When angry, count to four

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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

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Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.

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Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

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The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

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The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

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To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal.

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Buy land, they're not making it anymore.

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A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.

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We are all alike, on the inside.

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Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

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Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.

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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.

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