When angry, count to four

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

By : Mark Twain

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.

By : Mark Twain

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

By : Mark Twain

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

By : Mark Twain

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

By : Mark Twain

To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal.

By : Mark Twain

Buy land, they're not making it anymore.

By : Mark Twain

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.

By : Mark Twain

We are all alike, on the inside.

By : Mark Twain

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

By : Mark Twain

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.

By : Mark Twain

Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.

By : Mark Twain