There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress.

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Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold.

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When in doubt tell the truth.

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It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

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Don't tell fish stories where the people know you

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The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become.

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A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.

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Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.

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When red-haired people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.

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In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.

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No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon.

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Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.

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There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.

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