Thunder is good, thunder is impressive

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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.

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A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

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Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

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When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

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We have the best government that money can buy.

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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

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It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

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The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all.

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