The educated Southerner has no use for an 'R', except at the beginning of a word.

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The lack of money is the root of all evil.

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Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

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If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.

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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.

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When people do not respect us we are sharply offended

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When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

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I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one.

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The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.

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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

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To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal.

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When in doubt tell the truth.

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