By : Mark Twain 0 Likes
What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.
By : Mark Twain
Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we."
By : Mark Twain
If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.
By : Mark Twain
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.
By : Mark Twain
What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.
By : Mark Twain