The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain... view

By: Mark Twain

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When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not... view

By: Mark Twain

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Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about... view

By: Mark Twain

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The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much.. view

By: Mark Twain

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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education... view

By: Mark Twain

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The Public is merely a multiplied "me.".. view

By: Mark Twain

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Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it... view

By: Mark Twain

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To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal... view

By: Mark Twain

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What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin... view

By: Mark Twain

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Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life... view

By: Mark Twain

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It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech... view

By: Mark Twain

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Necessity is the mother of taking chances... view

By: Mark Twain

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