The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

By: Mark Twain

Related Quotes

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain... view

By: Mark Twain

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not... view

By: Mark Twain

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about... view

By: Mark Twain

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much.. view

By: Mark Twain

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education... view

By: Mark Twain

The Public is merely a multiplied "me.".. view

By: Mark Twain

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it... view

By: Mark Twain

To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal... view

By: Mark Twain

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin... view

By: Mark Twain

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life... view

By: Mark Twain

It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech... view

By: Mark Twain

Necessity is the mother of taking chances... view

By: Mark Twain