There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow

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It is better to take what does not belong to you than to let it lie around neglected.

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Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.

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Ideally a book would have no order to it, and the reader would have to discover his own.

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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.

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We Americans... bear the ark of liberties of the world.

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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

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Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul.

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Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.

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It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.

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The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.

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