The Public is merely a multiplied "me."

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

By : Mark Twain

If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.

By : Mark Twain

To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.

By : Mark Twain

Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.

By : Mark Twain

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

By : Mark Twain

All right, then, I'll go to hell.

By : Mark Twain

Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.

By : Mark Twain

To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal.

By : Mark Twain

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

By : Mark Twain

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

By : Mark Twain

The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all.

By : Mark Twain

When people do not respect us we are sharply offended

By : Mark Twain