The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

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Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.

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It is easier to stay out than get out.

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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

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The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

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If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

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I must have a prodigious quantity of mind

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The Public is merely a multiplied "me."

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It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.

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It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress.

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What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce.

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My books are like water

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