By : Mark Twain 0 Likes
There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.
By : Mark Twain
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.
By : Mark Twain
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
By : Mark Twain
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.
By : Mark Twain