It is better to take what does not belong to you than to let it lie around neglected.

Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today... view

By: Mark Twain

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company... view

By: Mark Twain

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It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress... view

By: Mark Twain

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It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions... view

By: Mark Twain

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times... view

By: Mark Twain

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The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop... view

By: Mark Twain

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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause... view

By: Mark Twain

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We are all alike, on the inside... view

By: Mark Twain

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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please... view

By: Mark Twain

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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain... view

By: Mark Twain

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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce... view

By: Mark Twain

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A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation... view

By: Mark Twain

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