Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.

It is not best that we should all think alike

By : Mark Twain

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

By : Mark Twain

Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.

By : Mark Twain

A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

By : Mark Twain

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

By : Mark Twain

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.

By : Mark Twain

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

By : Mark Twain

Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

By : Mark Twain

To be good is noble

By : Mark Twain

I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.

By : Mark Twain

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

By : Mark Twain

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

By : Mark Twain